1 00:00:04,021 --> 00:00:05,146 -Do we have water? -Check the fridge. 2 00:00:05,229 --> 00:00:06,229 ISSA DEE: Is everybody okay, though? 3 00:00:06,312 --> 00:00:09,396 I was so high. I thought I got tased. 4 00:00:10,312 --> 00:00:13,187 Beyoncé or bust, bitches! 5 00:00:13,271 --> 00:00:14,521 (GIRLS CHEER) 6 00:00:15,354 --> 00:00:17,271 ISSA: We came here to have a good fucking time, 7 00:00:17,354 --> 00:00:18,479 and celebrate Tiffany. 8 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:21,021 ISSA: Kelli, no! 9 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,104 -Beyoncé or-- -(TASER FIZZES) 10 00:00:24,187 --> 00:00:25,938 -(KELLI'S BODY THUDS) -KELLI: Remember me different. 11 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,271 -ISSA: What's wrong? -I really pushed myself 12 00:00:28,354 --> 00:00:29,229 to party with y'all. 13 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:32,229 We wanted one last hurrah before the baby came. 14 00:00:33,771 --> 00:00:35,312 Ay! You see this? 15 00:00:35,813 --> 00:00:37,354 Hey! Issa. 16 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:39,396 Lawrence. Hey... 17 00:00:41,271 --> 00:00:42,271 (SLURPEE STRAW GURGLES) 18 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:56,271 What have you been up to? 19 00:00:56,354 --> 00:00:58,604 ( music playing ) 20 00:00:58,688 --> 00:00:59,771 I feel like we need more-- 21 00:00:59,855 --> 00:01:02,479 Support. For our power users. 22 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,771 That's it. 23 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,563 ( both moaning ) 24 00:01:12,062 --> 00:01:13,855 ( moaning ) 25 00:01:13,938 --> 00:01:16,855 - Hey. Hey. Give her the money. - ( men whoop) 26 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:18,438 Man: Boy, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 27 00:01:18,521 --> 00:01:19,980 Hey, hey, hey, y'all get out. 28 00:01:20,062 --> 00:01:21,938 Thank you. But leave them spring rolls! 29 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:23,062 Goodbye. 30 00:01:23,146 --> 00:01:24,730 Yeah. 31 00:01:24,813 --> 00:01:26,354 I don't even know how she found out. 32 00:01:26,438 --> 00:01:27,813 I mean, she could at least send a text or something. 33 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:28,896 That's just polite. 34 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:30,146 All my grandmothers were there. 35 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:31,813 But it's cool. 36 00:01:31,896 --> 00:01:33,354 ♪ Watch your step ♪ 37 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:35,062 ♪ 'Cause all this juice is on the loose ♪ 38 00:01:35,146 --> 00:01:37,813 Chad: I'm good. It's cool. I'm good. 39 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:40,062 ( both grunting and moaning ) 40 00:01:40,146 --> 00:01:41,938 You should always use protection. 41 00:01:42,021 --> 00:01:43,438 ♪ This juice on the loose ♪ 42 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,688 Issa: ( echoing ) What have you been up to? 43 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:52,104 Nothin' much. 44 00:01:52,187 --> 00:01:54,438 ( music playing ) 45 00:01:54,521 --> 00:01:57,730 ♪ Ooh, I'm not sorry ♪ 46 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:00,187 ♪ Stay sick 'cause I follow my gut ♪ 47 00:02:01,813 --> 00:02:04,104 Clerk: So, you want to throw a block party with live music. 48 00:02:04,187 --> 00:02:06,229 Yes! We'd use local vendors, 49 00:02:06,312 --> 00:02:09,938 local artists, and all the acts would be people of color, so... 50 00:02:10,021 --> 00:02:11,980 Well, you'll need a form for each act. How many? 51 00:02:12,062 --> 00:02:14,229 Um, can I get, like, seven? 52 00:02:14,312 --> 00:02:17,229 Actually, eight. You know, 'cause some of the acts are TBD. 53 00:02:17,312 --> 00:02:21,312 But I am on my way to D'in' 'em. ( laughs ) 54 00:02:22,938 --> 00:02:25,563 So you gonna go profit or nonprofit? 55 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,771 It's a different form for each. 56 00:02:27,855 --> 00:02:30,479 It is? Uh, well, let me get both. 57 00:02:30,563 --> 00:02:31,521 ( scoffs ) 58 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:36,771 Just between us, and I mean this in the nicest way, 59 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:38,730 stop. 60 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:40,312 - What? - Events like this, 61 00:02:40,396 --> 00:02:42,354 in our community, they never work. 62 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:44,771 Or they always end up bein' janky. 63 00:02:44,855 --> 00:02:47,146 Nah, well, that's why I'm doing it, you know? 64 00:02:47,229 --> 00:02:50,604 'Cause we shouldn't have to leave our neighborhood to have something nice. 65 00:02:50,688 --> 00:02:54,438 ( speaking Spanish ) 66 00:02:54,521 --> 00:02:55,604 ( sighs ) 67 00:02:56,688 --> 00:02:57,855 I don't know what you just said, 68 00:02:57,938 --> 00:03:00,312 but you know who does? God. 69 00:03:01,479 --> 00:03:03,271 So were you thinking sometime next year? 70 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:06,104 Actually, I was thinking, like, in a month or two? 71 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,730 That's not gonna be enough time. 72 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,688 No, you're gonna need alcohol, food permits. 73 00:03:09,771 --> 00:03:13,438 Then there's insurance, security, and alcohol. 74 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:16,855 I say it twice, 'cause people are gonna wanna drink. 75 00:03:20,062 --> 00:03:21,688 Can I just fill these out right here? 76 00:03:21,771 --> 00:03:23,146 No. 77 00:03:23,229 --> 00:03:24,396 Next! 78 00:03:25,646 --> 00:03:27,646 ( elevator dings ) 79 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:32,771 Thanks. 80 00:03:32,855 --> 00:03:37,396 This is a lot. Maybe I bit off more than I can chew. 81 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:41,980 It's a good idea, Iss. It's just a couple of forms. 82 00:03:42,062 --> 00:03:44,604 Or a-- uh, it's a lot of forms. 83 00:03:44,688 --> 00:03:46,146 ( laughs ) 84 00:03:46,229 --> 00:03:48,980 Yeah, I don't think I can do this by myself. 85 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,187 You know, I just wanted to do something 86 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,312 for my neighborhood, and it's... 87 00:03:52,396 --> 00:03:55,438 Just take it one step at a time, all right? 88 00:03:57,312 --> 00:04:00,312 Oh, by the way, um, can you remind your girl 89 00:04:00,396 --> 00:04:01,938 that Andrew still has her jacket? 90 00:04:02,021 --> 00:04:04,021 Oh, yeah, I'm sure she forgot. 91 00:04:04,104 --> 00:04:07,187 She stays cold. She got low iron. 92 00:04:07,271 --> 00:04:10,980 Her mama do, too. It runs in the family. 93 00:04:11,062 --> 00:04:12,980 You got this, Iss. 94 00:04:13,062 --> 00:04:15,271 ( music playing ) 95 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:18,646 ♪ This one's for you ♪ 96 00:04:20,354 --> 00:04:23,021 - If you say so. - ( Nathan laughs ) 97 00:04:23,104 --> 00:04:24,896 ♪ I think I made it ♪ 98 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:26,730 ♪ I think I made it 'cause I'm always smiling ♪ 99 00:04:26,813 --> 00:04:28,229 ♪ And you are the reason, now, girl ♪ 100 00:04:28,312 --> 00:04:29,938 ♪ I can't explain it ♪ 101 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:31,646 - ( phone buzzes ) - ♪ It's all in the timing ♪ 102 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,730 ♪ I had to get low I had to get low ♪ 103 00:04:33,813 --> 00:04:35,521 ♪ I had to get back ♪ 104 00:04:35,604 --> 00:04:37,563 ♪ I had to report I had to get facts ♪ 105 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:39,104 ♪ 'Cause you're just that You that ♪ 106 00:04:39,187 --> 00:04:40,896 ♪ You share your truths with me ♪ 107 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,938 ♪ And I find them true A muse ♪ 108 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,604 ♪ You in the booth with me ♪ 109 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:46,604 - ♪ La la la la la ♪ - ( text "sent" sound ) 110 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:49,479 Oh, hey! Thank you so much, Karen, for doing that. 111 00:04:49,563 --> 00:04:50,855 I'd have gone myself, but... 112 00:04:50,938 --> 00:04:53,104 I just... tryin' to maximize my time. 113 00:04:53,187 --> 00:04:55,896 No problem! I love baby showers. 114 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,396 - Mm. - My boyfriend and I 115 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:59,354 were talking about what our baby might look like. 116 00:04:59,438 --> 00:05:02,896 He's albino, so there's a wide range of outcomes. 117 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:05,146 Mm-hmm. Karen. 118 00:05:05,229 --> 00:05:07,062 Can you move my 2:00 to 2:15? 119 00:05:07,146 --> 00:05:09,062 I want to squeeze in some time with Taurean 120 00:05:09,146 --> 00:05:10,396 so we can get ahead on this. 121 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:11,396 Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,980 Ain't nobody ask you about your man. 123 00:05:21,396 --> 00:05:24,771 So, I was thinking, once next year comes around, 124 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:28,438 this street in front of the Miracle Theater might be nice. 125 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:34,604 You here? 126 00:05:34,688 --> 00:05:38,229 Yeah, yeah, my bad. Um... yeah, that looks cool. 127 00:05:41,021 --> 00:05:43,104 Nah, I was just... 128 00:05:43,187 --> 00:05:46,354 I was just thinkin', like... 129 00:05:46,438 --> 00:05:48,604 how do you know when it's real? 130 00:05:48,688 --> 00:05:52,479 Oh, they got Yelp reviews. And I been there, so... 131 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:55,646 No. ( chuckles ) 132 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,646 I'm talkin' about, like... 133 00:06:01,688 --> 00:06:02,813 Oh. 134 00:06:07,479 --> 00:06:12,312 I mean... it feels pretty real to me. 135 00:06:13,813 --> 00:06:15,312 Yeah, it does. 136 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:25,896 I really like you. 137 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,896 - ( Issa laughs ) - What? 138 00:06:32,146 --> 00:06:34,771 I just didn't know we were allowed to say that shit. 139 00:06:40,354 --> 00:06:43,980 And... I really like you, too. 140 00:06:46,688 --> 00:06:48,521 I don't always like people. 141 00:06:48,604 --> 00:06:50,354 Me, neither. People are trash. 142 00:06:50,438 --> 00:06:52,604 - Bleh. - ( laughs ) 143 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:12,855 ( groans and sighs ) 144 00:07:20,187 --> 00:07:23,354 ( whispers ) Yeah. Just do it, just do it. 145 00:07:26,396 --> 00:07:29,730 Hey! It's been a while. 146 00:07:29,813 --> 00:07:32,396 Yeah, it's me. Lawrence. 147 00:07:33,938 --> 00:07:35,354 From-- from the yacht. 148 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:37,730 Chlamydia. No. 149 00:07:37,813 --> 00:07:39,104 Yeah. 150 00:07:40,438 --> 00:07:41,938 Chlamydia. 151 00:07:42,021 --> 00:07:44,980 - Sorry to call you like this. - Sorry to call you like this. 152 00:07:45,062 --> 00:07:48,354 Sorry to... call you... like this. 153 00:07:48,438 --> 00:07:50,312 Hey, you know, uh, sorry to call you like this, 154 00:07:50,396 --> 00:07:52,938 but, um... 155 00:07:53,021 --> 00:07:55,938 I'm so sorry. I, uh, I just... 156 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:58,312 wanted to let you know that... 157 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,604 ( sighs ) ...you should get checked. 158 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:05,187 Woman: Why? We didn't sleep together. 159 00:08:05,271 --> 00:08:08,271 - We didn't? - Wow. You can't even keep track 160 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,563 of who you been fuckin'? 161 00:08:09,646 --> 00:08:11,312 - The. Worst. - ( stammers ) 162 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:13,187 ( phone clicks and beeps ) 163 00:08:13,271 --> 00:08:14,896 Hello--? ( sighs ) 164 00:08:22,604 --> 00:08:23,604 Aah! 165 00:08:27,479 --> 00:08:28,688 Hey. 166 00:08:28,771 --> 00:08:30,271 Mr. Robinson. 167 00:08:30,354 --> 00:08:32,813 Can you please try harder to clean up after your dog? 168 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:35,938 I don't have no dog. 169 00:08:36,021 --> 00:08:38,604 ( dog barking ) 170 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:46,938 ( sighs ) 171 00:08:48,312 --> 00:08:50,312 ( phone buzzing ) 172 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:52,896 ( buzzing ) 173 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,479 Woman: Hi, Sharon from Lyft here. 174 00:09:05,563 --> 00:09:06,896 There's an open investigation 175 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,604 involving an assault in your vehicle. 176 00:09:08,688 --> 00:09:10,312 We'd like to get a statement from you. 177 00:09:10,396 --> 00:09:11,563 Please call us back. 178 00:09:11,646 --> 00:09:12,771 ( click ) 179 00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:26,021 Molly: Hey. 180 00:09:26,104 --> 00:09:27,646 I could've come up to you. 181 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:30,146 Oh, no, it's fine. Uh, thanks for this. 182 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:31,813 Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. 183 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,354 All good. I wasn't gonna sell it 184 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:34,646 till at least Tuesday, so... 185 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:36,730 ( laughs ) Thanks for holding off. 186 00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:39,855 - Well, I gotta run. - So, how you been? 187 00:09:39,938 --> 00:09:43,521 Uh... good. Yeah. Yeah. 188 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:46,021 Thanks again for coming all the way down here. 189 00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:47,438 Hey, you, uh... 190 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,479 you ever been to Preux and Proper? 191 00:09:50,604 --> 00:09:52,229 Uh, no. Not yet. 192 00:09:52,312 --> 00:09:55,771 I'm taking you there. Let's go tomorrow. 193 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:02,354 I have a lot goin' on at work right now. 194 00:10:02,438 --> 00:10:05,146 So... can I get back to you? 195 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,730 Yeah. Get back to me. 196 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:10,187 Thanks. 197 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:11,980 You're welcome. 198 00:10:12,062 --> 00:10:13,771 ( music playing ) ♪ Hit me ♪ 199 00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:15,396 ♪ I hear that you get them girls on your phone ♪ 200 00:10:15,479 --> 00:10:16,896 ♪ Say leave me alone ♪ 201 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,813 ♪ They be checkin' on my Twitter ♪ 202 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,896 ♪ Think they know me, they don't, everything... ♪ 203 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,604 Girl, I'm not goin' out with that nigga. 204 00:10:23,688 --> 00:10:25,896 Girl, what's the problem? Andrew's cute! 205 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,980 And he must really like you, 206 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,938 'cause I would've thrown that jacket away and chalked it up to God. 207 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,980 Which one is Andrew? Is he the black one or the Asian one? 208 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:34,438 The Asian one. 209 00:10:34,521 --> 00:10:37,062 Good, 'cause I been fuckin' the black one. 210 00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:38,563 A lot. 211 00:10:38,646 --> 00:10:40,187 OK, well, why aren't you excited about him? 212 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:41,521 Is it 'cause he's Asian? 213 00:10:41,604 --> 00:10:43,396 'Cause no judgment! But judgment. 214 00:10:43,479 --> 00:10:45,271 Uh, I've dated outside my race before, 215 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,104 but I know I want to end up with a black man, 216 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,855 so what is the point? 217 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:52,479 The point is, you are single. You are very single. 218 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:54,104 - Issa: Tell her. - Kelli: You are so single, 219 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,521 a tumbleweed just rolled out your pussy. 220 00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:57,062 OK, everybody calm down. 221 00:10:57,146 --> 00:11:00,104 Listen, I don't have time to catch him up on the culture, 222 00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:03,354 teach him about red beans and rice. There are a lot of Jewish men 223 00:11:03,438 --> 00:11:05,771 who only date Jewish women, and nobody calls them out! 224 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:08,730 So, why can't I be Orthodox Black? 225 00:11:08,813 --> 00:11:10,438 'Cause that's not a religion. 226 00:11:10,521 --> 00:11:12,396 Uh, speak for yourself. That's my religion. 227 00:11:12,479 --> 00:11:14,104 Kelli, shut up. You don't even go to church. 228 00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:16,104 I go on important days! 229 00:11:16,187 --> 00:11:18,604 Like when I come back from Miami. 230 00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:21,271 The Lord knows I get turnt. 231 00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:23,312 Molly, just try it out! 232 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,813 I don't care what you say. I'm not going out with him. 233 00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,646 - Thank you. - Issa: Hm. 234 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,855 It's a shame to be all closed-minded and ignorant. 235 00:11:30,938 --> 00:11:32,312 - Wow. - Issa: I'm just sayin', sometimes, 236 00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:33,896 people can surprise you. 237 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:37,312 Like Nathan! He surprised the shit out of me. 238 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,646 Is Nathan the black one? 239 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,604 Kelli, can you learn a nigga's name for once? 240 00:11:40,688 --> 00:11:42,021 You are not fuckin' my man. 241 00:11:43,062 --> 00:11:44,479 Uh, excuse me? Your "man"? 242 00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:46,688 - Ugh, did I say that? - Yes. 243 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:48,563 - Out loud. - My bad. 244 00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:52,271 OK, I gue-- I guess I'm happy! 245 00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:54,938 I don't know, he's the first guy I've been into since Lawrence, 246 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:57,688 and in a real way, not a Daniel way. 247 00:11:57,771 --> 00:12:00,855 - Ooh! - Oh, my God. Issa, that's huge. 248 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:02,271 Black love. 249 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,980 Yeah, Nathan is pretty great. 250 00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:07,771 And, he's like super supportive of my projects, too. 251 00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:09,771 What projects you doin'? 252 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,187 Should I tell y'all? 253 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:13,021 Yeah, I'll tell y'all! 254 00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:16,521 So, I'm about to throw a block party. 255 00:12:16,604 --> 00:12:18,187 And I got a lot of work to do. 256 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,187 But I already know where I want it to be, 257 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:23,271 and I got a business name! 258 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:27,312 "Musiqal, Inc." But "musical" with a "Q," 259 00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:30,688 'cause we put together events "quickly." 260 00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:33,396 ( both laughing, snorting ) 261 00:12:33,479 --> 00:12:36,896 - Molly: Wait, was you--? - You were so confident when you said it! 262 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,563 - Y'all laughing out of support, or--? - Molly: "Quickly." 263 00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:40,771 "Quickly" change the name! 264 00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:42,354 Oh, you're-- you're cute. 265 00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:44,521 - Kelli: Oh... - Molly: "With a 'Q'"! 266 00:12:44,604 --> 00:12:46,146 - Molly: Oh, you mad? - She mad! 267 00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:48,146 What, hold up. You know that's crooked, right? 268 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:50,980 Damn, it is. 269 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,938 Yeah, we should get to the shower early tomorrow 270 00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:54,312 to help Tiffany set up and shit. 271 00:12:54,396 --> 00:12:57,062 You right. Kelli, you find anything good 272 00:12:57,146 --> 00:12:58,563 in that Gladys Knight cookbook yet? 273 00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:00,021 What do y'all think of these? 274 00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:01,563 Do these cupcakes say, 275 00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:04,396 "Congratulations on your light-skinned baby"? 276 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,688 Right? 'Cause it's all light. Every layer is light. 277 00:13:06,771 --> 00:13:07,980 But then there are little chocolate bits, 278 00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:10,521 to remind him, you still a nigga. 279 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:13,312 - Makes sense. - I can see it. 280 00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:15,396 Fuck, nigga! You made the calls? 281 00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:17,312 You never make the calls. "Survival of the fittest." 282 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,855 Charles Darwin. Look that shit up. 283 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:20,229 Ohh! 284 00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:22,730 It's just... it's embarrassing, man. 285 00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:24,312 I mean, I'm 32 years old. 286 00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:26,813 Can't keep doin' this shit. 287 00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:29,062 You know, it's gotta be... more to my life 288 00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:31,855 than just goin' to work and fuckin'. 289 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,896 No, man, you're good. And I'm good, too. 290 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,771 Got a California King all to myself. 291 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:37,813 You know the bitch never used to make the bed? I had to. 292 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,312 I ignored the signs. That's my fault. 293 00:13:39,396 --> 00:13:42,438 You titty-fucked two strippers. That's your fault. 294 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,271 Yeah, look, it's OK if you hurt, man. I know how-- 295 00:13:45,354 --> 00:13:47,229 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 296 00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:49,479 No, no, I'm good. I'm doin' great. 297 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,646 I'm unbothered. 298 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,146 Happy. Everything happens for a reason. 299 00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:56,688 - ♪ The reasons that we're here ♪ - Don't do that. 300 00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:58,396 There's Derek. What up, Derek? 301 00:13:58,479 --> 00:13:59,896 Don't touch my food, please. 302 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,521 You can't catch it through fries, nigga. 303 00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:03,021 That's what you say. 304 00:14:03,104 --> 00:14:04,271 Hey, Daddy. 305 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,980 Nope. Not gonna say it like that again. 306 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:08,229 What's up, though, man? 307 00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:10,062 How you feelin'? Countdown! 308 00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:12,312 Yeah-ha, you know what? 309 00:14:12,396 --> 00:14:13,604 I feel good. 310 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,354 Life is a fuckin' champion, 311 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,312 and I'll be a dope-ass father, man. 312 00:14:18,396 --> 00:14:19,646 That's what's up. 313 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,938 I was gonna be a dope-ass husband too, 314 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:23,396 but you know, Leah was all over the place. 315 00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:25,187 That's why I had to cut her ass loose. 316 00:14:25,271 --> 00:14:27,146 - Chad, she broke up with you. - That's your perspective. 317 00:14:27,229 --> 00:14:29,021 - You cheated on her. - I apologized. 318 00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:30,312 She can take a nigga back. 319 00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:32,146 Lawrence. Would you take Issa back? 320 00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:33,813 Hell, naw. ( stammers ) 321 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,771 You know what I'm sayin', I'm not.... mad anymore. 322 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,146 I just... 323 00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:40,229 I can't not see her as a cheater. 324 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,980 Mm-hm. Tell it. Hmph. 325 00:14:43,062 --> 00:14:45,980 Chad, didn't you do the same thing Issa did? 326 00:14:46,062 --> 00:14:47,980 Yeah, but she a ho. 327 00:14:48,062 --> 00:14:50,563 She's not a ho. She just did some ho shit. 328 00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:56,354 You know your boy got chlamydia? 329 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,104 Ha! What? 330 00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:00,187 - Could you not-- - What? 331 00:15:00,271 --> 00:15:02,271 - "Had." Had. - Got. 332 00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:03,521 It's part of your story now. 333 00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:05,354 - Doesn't matter. - Check! 334 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,688 ♪ Never trust a bitch, never trust a bitch ♪ 335 00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:10,479 ♪ Never trust a bitch, gossipin' and talkin' shit ♪ 336 00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:12,855 Issa: Ooh, what if I did a New Orleans theme? 337 00:15:12,938 --> 00:15:15,563 You think the city would just turn a blind eye 338 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:17,104 to people drinkin' in the street? 339 00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,563 No, girl. That's how you get arrested. 340 00:15:19,646 --> 00:15:21,771 Well, that's why I got you. I got friends in high places 341 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,229 - that are lawyers. - ( scoffs ) OK. 342 00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:30,062 Oh, my God. 343 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,354 Girl, this is so Tiffany! 344 00:15:32,438 --> 00:15:34,646 Is it me, or are there a bunch of people here we don't know? 345 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,855 Ahmal: Where the Henny fountain at? 346 00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:40,271 Oh. You know your loud-ass brother. 347 00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:42,604 - Hey. - That's crooked. 348 00:15:42,688 --> 00:15:44,271 And y'all late. 349 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:46,479 It hasn't even started yet. Shut up. 350 00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,479 Are these your friends, Ahmal? 351 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:50,229 No. 352 00:15:50,312 --> 00:15:55,187 Hey, so nice of you guys to bring this. 353 00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:57,146 I'm just gonna put it over there. 354 00:15:57,229 --> 00:15:59,813 - It's so beautiful. - Thanks? 355 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,021 I'm Blair, by the way. 356 00:16:01,104 --> 00:16:03,146 Part of Tiff's "Crazy Crew." 357 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,980 That's what she's calling all of us on the planning committee. 358 00:16:09,146 --> 00:16:11,062 - Crazy Crew? - Planning committee? 359 00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:13,354 I thought Tiffany was planning this on her own. 360 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:15,563 - Yay! - Hey! 361 00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:17,271 - You made it! - Molly: Yeah! 362 00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,438 We came here early to help out, but are we late? 363 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:23,563 Oh, no. The Crazy Crew just wanted to get here early early. 364 00:16:23,646 --> 00:16:26,730 - It's no biggie. - No, I came early because 365 00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:29,438 I'm hopin' my baby will too! 366 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:34,104 ( both cackling ) 367 00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:37,396 Well, we're here now. How can we help? 368 00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:38,771 I mean, Blair, you know, 369 00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:40,896 she's got it all under control. She's great. 370 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,187 Oh, the best. We love her. 371 00:16:43,271 --> 00:16:45,688 Mm-hmm, so... 372 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,021 um-- Oh! Ashley! 373 00:16:48,104 --> 00:16:50,604 You can help her with the chairs. If you want. 374 00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:51,938 Mm-kay. 375 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,563 All these bitches. Who Ashley? 376 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,062 Her sister. This her house. 377 00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:57,855 Oh. She should be here. 378 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,646 ♪ Golden child.... ♪ 379 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,771 So, if we want to hang with her, we're gonna have to sign a non-disclosure. 380 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:09,146 - Yo, heah. - Hey hey! 381 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,604 - What up? - What's good, boss? 382 00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:12,062 Lawrence, this is Condola. 383 00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:14,771 - Kim, Nimani. - How y'all doin'? 384 00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:16,312 What's happenin'? 385 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:19,146 So, uh, coed baby shower, bruh? 386 00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:21,021 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 387 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:23,062 Niggas are mad disgruntled. 388 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,688 It's all good. Hey. 389 00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,813 - This for the baby. - Thank you. 390 00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:30,855 And this one... is just for you. 391 00:17:30,938 --> 00:17:33,479 - Cigars? - OG kush. 392 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:36,146 You a black king, bro. 393 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,104 Don't you ever forget that. 394 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,938 I'm gonna leave you with that. 395 00:17:41,688 --> 00:17:43,730 Issa's man. 396 00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:48,104 - Lawrence: Wow. - ( Condola laughs ) 397 00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:51,062 Serena, B., Cardi. 398 00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:53,146 She really went for it. 399 00:17:53,229 --> 00:17:55,521 Yeah, I guess you gotta do it for the 'Gram, right? 400 00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:58,604 - Who's is this tryin' to be? - I don't know. I feel like 401 00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:01,354 she's just trying to establish herself as an icon. 402 00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:02,688 ( both laugh ) 403 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,646 I helped direct the Diddy White Party last year, 404 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,730 and it was subtle by comparison. 405 00:18:06,813 --> 00:18:08,062 ( giggles ) 406 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:20,187 - What's up? - Derek told me you got kush. 407 00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,980 - Yeah. - Yeah? 408 00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:23,980 Thank you. 409 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,938 What the fuck is that? 410 00:18:28,855 --> 00:18:30,146 ( line out ringing ) 411 00:18:30,229 --> 00:18:31,771 Recording: The person you're calling 412 00:18:31,855 --> 00:18:34,312 has a voicemail that has not been set up yet. 413 00:18:34,396 --> 00:18:36,730 Girl, the Crazy Crew is driving me crazy. 414 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:39,187 ( imitating singsong voice ) They all talk like this. 415 00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:41,354 And it's annoying as fuck. 416 00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:45,187 - What's wrong with you? - Nathan hasn't been picking up. 417 00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:47,563 - He hasn't hit me back in a minute. - What's a minute? 418 00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:50,563 Like a day and a half. It's weird. 419 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:53,146 And he never hit me back about that Lyft thing either. 420 00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:55,563 You want me to try calling him from my phone? 421 00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:57,312 Oh, nah, I'm gonna see him later. 422 00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:02,521 - Yeah. - OK. 423 00:19:02,604 --> 00:19:04,271 Oh, my God. This is just like high school. 424 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,312 I didn't have a phone in high school. Or a man. 425 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,104 - Girl. - ( line out ringing ) 426 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,855 He don't have his voicemail set up? 427 00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:15,438 ( laughs ) He a nigga. 428 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,896 Speaking of. Tall nigga alert. 429 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,980 ( chatter ) 430 00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:22,104 Molly: Damn! 431 00:19:22,187 --> 00:19:23,646 Don't he ever stay home? 432 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,354 And no Candice. Again. 433 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:29,271 - I should probably go say hi to Lawrence. - Girl, no! 434 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:30,730 'Cause then I gotta go say hi to Dro. 435 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:33,021 - Go help Tiffany! - What-- 436 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,229 ♪ It's somethin' about you... ♪ 437 00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:38,938 Hey. 438 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:41,688 Hey, Issa. 439 00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:44,646 ♪ Wantin' to know you... ♪ 440 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,771 Well, um-- um-- 441 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,813 ( awkward laughter ) 442 00:19:51,062 --> 00:19:53,312 It's good to see you. Again. 443 00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:54,730 Yeah, you too. 444 00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:01,521 Oh, I saw, uh, Frieda in Target the other day. 445 00:20:01,604 --> 00:20:05,271 She was havin' this whole Sophie's Choice moment over detergent? 446 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,813 I was gonna say hi, but I don't know, 447 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:10,938 I just felt like it was gonna be... a whole thing. 448 00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:12,688 Yeah, it would've. 449 00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:16,021 Especially 'cause I quit. 450 00:20:16,104 --> 00:20:17,771 Really? 451 00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:18,980 Wow. 452 00:20:19,062 --> 00:20:20,938 That's-- 453 00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,062 Wh-- What made you do it? 454 00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:25,312 Oh, I... 455 00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:28,563 I just felt... inspired. 456 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:30,813 And it seemed like it was the right time. 457 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,938 That's-- That's big. 458 00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:34,688 It feels like it. 459 00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:40,354 And, you know, I'm... workin' on this new thing. 460 00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:43,354 Yeah, it's like, I'm tryin' to throw a block party. 461 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,354 For real? 462 00:20:45,438 --> 00:20:46,855 I'm still figuring it out, 463 00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:49,021 so... I'm workin' on it. 464 00:20:49,104 --> 00:20:51,104 I kinda get how challenging it is 465 00:20:51,187 --> 00:20:52,438 to do something on your own. 466 00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:55,604 So... you workin' on a business plan? 467 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,688 ( laughs ) 468 00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,479 If you need my help, I-- 469 00:20:59,563 --> 00:21:02,938 No, you right, I am, I am. It's so much paperwork. 470 00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:05,521 - I bet a lot of permits, too. - I don't fuck with permits. 471 00:21:05,604 --> 00:21:08,187 We gonna party till they kick us out. 472 00:21:08,271 --> 00:21:11,104 - Actually, I really need those permits. - Yeah. 473 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,896 Yo, so.... 474 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:17,646 it's hard, steppin' out on your own. 475 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:21,187 Yeah. How are things with you? 476 00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:23,938 Good. Yeah, you know, 477 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,354 just takin' things easy. 478 00:21:25,438 --> 00:21:27,229 They're giving me more to do at work. 479 00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:29,521 My projects are going great. 480 00:21:29,604 --> 00:21:31,771 And, you know, they still give me 481 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,563 those free triple XL t-shirts. 482 00:21:33,646 --> 00:21:35,187 ( laughs ) Good one. 483 00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:37,021 They go down to here. 484 00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:38,730 Lawrence, it's-- 485 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:42,229 You really have your shit together. 486 00:21:42,312 --> 00:21:43,813 I'm proud of you. 487 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,896 Yeah. Thanks. 488 00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:49,187 You know, I'm-- I'm tryin'. 489 00:21:49,271 --> 00:21:53,646 By the way, if you know anyone that can help me 490 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,604 with this whole business shit, I would really appreciate it. 491 00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:58,938 - All right. - Thank you. 492 00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:00,563 Yeah. 493 00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:02,396 You played this game yet? 494 00:22:02,479 --> 00:22:04,438 No, not yet. What is it? 495 00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:06,062 - Are these diapers? - I dunno-- 496 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,229 Ohh! 497 00:22:07,312 --> 00:22:08,396 Whoa! 498 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,438 ( sniffs ) Is that chocolate? 499 00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:11,688 You should try that. 500 00:22:11,771 --> 00:22:14,104 - No! - A little bit. 501 00:22:14,187 --> 00:22:16,521 - I was about to say you try it. - Oh, no, but I think 502 00:22:16,604 --> 00:22:18,604 Tiffany would appreciate it if you tried it. 503 00:22:18,688 --> 00:22:21,062 - You're full of shit. - No, you are about to be... 504 00:22:21,146 --> 00:22:22,813 ( Lawrence, Issa laughing ) 505 00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,813 ...full of shit. 506 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:26,062 Go ahead. 507 00:22:28,855 --> 00:22:30,187 Hey. 508 00:22:31,604 --> 00:22:33,396 Are we talkin' now? 509 00:22:33,479 --> 00:22:34,646 It's cool? 510 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,312 I mean, our boundaries and all, right? 511 00:22:37,396 --> 00:22:39,604 For real? Is this how we gonna start? 512 00:22:39,688 --> 00:22:41,563 I'm just sayin'. 513 00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:48,479 You know what? Thank you for the reminder that this shit was a waste of time. 514 00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:50,688 Yup. 515 00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:52,855 ( sighs ) 516 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,187 ♪ You don't like me, say it to my face... ♪ 517 00:22:55,271 --> 00:22:56,980 Why don't we just save those for later? 518 00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:58,938 Molly: Hey, Kelli. 519 00:22:59,021 --> 00:23:01,563 So what you're saying is, you're not gonna put out my cupcakes? 520 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,271 Do you know how long it takes to make a healthy version 521 00:23:03,354 --> 00:23:07,438 of this butterscotch- caramel-egg custard chocolate shit? 522 00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,938 Sorry, Kelli, the table only has room for one signature dessert. 523 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:13,146 So you're saying no to Gladys Knight's cupcakes. 524 00:23:13,229 --> 00:23:15,938 You better Midnight Train these muthufuckas to the table. 525 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,479 - Kelli. - Ahmal: Wow! 526 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:21,021 Is that the official cake? Nobody else should ever try. 527 00:23:21,104 --> 00:23:23,187 - Issa told me you can't read. - OK. 528 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,771 Molly: Hey, hey, hey, Kelli. 529 00:23:24,855 --> 00:23:27,855 So you know, we're here for Tiffany... 530 00:23:27,938 --> 00:23:32,021 We're all going to gather in the next room for gifts. 531 00:23:32,104 --> 00:23:35,688 Oh! Are these backup cupcakes? 532 00:23:35,771 --> 00:23:36,771 Yay! 533 00:23:38,938 --> 00:23:41,021 - "Backup." - No. Mm-mm. Kelli! 534 00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:43,312 She don't know what she sayin'. 535 00:23:43,396 --> 00:23:45,354 Kelli, wait! 536 00:23:45,438 --> 00:23:47,938 You can't leave, it'll just make things worse! 537 00:23:48,021 --> 00:23:50,187 You don't get it because you have Issa, OK? 538 00:23:50,271 --> 00:23:53,187 Just let me go. Tiffany won't even notice I'm gone. 539 00:23:53,271 --> 00:23:55,730 - That's not true, Kelli. - It is true. OK? 540 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:57,438 And I'm not tryin' to be selfish, 541 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,521 but I'm losin' my best friend to a goddamn baby. 542 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:03,563 - Why does that baby hate me? - The baby does not hate you. 543 00:24:03,646 --> 00:24:05,563 It do! That baby do! 544 00:24:05,646 --> 00:24:07,563 What are y'all doin' out here? 545 00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,187 Why weren't we on your planning committee? 546 00:24:09,271 --> 00:24:12,062 Yeah, I mean, we're closer to you than Blair. 547 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:14,730 You could have at least included us. 548 00:24:14,813 --> 00:24:16,646 Hold up. 549 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:20,271 None of y'all even offered to throw me a baby shower. 550 00:24:20,354 --> 00:24:22,438 As a matter of fact, Blair asked, and I held off, 551 00:24:22,521 --> 00:24:25,938 hoping that one of you would, and you didn't. 552 00:24:26,021 --> 00:24:27,896 My life was all over the place. 553 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:31,062 I was crashin' at Daniel's, I was broke, you know, I-- 554 00:24:31,146 --> 00:24:33,479 - And I was switchin' jobs. - Tiffany: So? 555 00:24:33,563 --> 00:24:35,896 I'm having my first child. 556 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:38,688 We're always gon' have life shit. 557 00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:42,896 Well, even if we asked, it wasn't like you was gonna let us plan it. 558 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,813 Of course not, but I still would have let us fake do it together. 559 00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:49,271 OK, I agree, these bitches whack as fuck. 560 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:52,104 But when I asked you, you said you had it handled. 561 00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:56,521 Blair asked to do it, and, you know, she's a mother, 562 00:24:56,604 --> 00:24:58,980 so I just thought she'd be helpful. 563 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:02,563 So because I don't have a baby, I couldn't do that for you? 564 00:25:06,688 --> 00:25:08,271 You can... 565 00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:09,646 But? 566 00:25:16,855 --> 00:25:18,855 ♪ Oh, nothin' ♪ 567 00:25:18,938 --> 00:25:21,271 ♪ Don't last forever ♪ 568 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,646 ♪ So I wouldn't... ♪ 569 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,646 Derek: Let me see that. Is she talkin' to me? 570 00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:27,771 ( imitates baby noises ) 571 00:25:29,855 --> 00:25:31,312 Oh, hey, thank you. 572 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,730 You OK? 573 00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,563 Mm-hm. Yeah. 574 00:25:36,146 --> 00:25:38,938 This making you want kids? 575 00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:40,479 ( scoffs ) 576 00:25:40,563 --> 00:25:43,187 Girl, I... I don't know. 577 00:25:43,271 --> 00:25:45,479 I mean, Tiffany's over here on first baby, 578 00:25:45,563 --> 00:25:47,521 I'm not even on first date. 579 00:25:47,604 --> 00:25:50,521 Well, you said you didn't have time to date right now 580 00:25:50,604 --> 00:25:52,980 and you weren't checkin' for Andrew, so... 581 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:55,730 Bitch, can you stop quoting my quotes? 582 00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,563 How was Lawrence? 583 00:26:00,563 --> 00:26:04,563 You know what? It was cool. 584 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:08,438 I think I'm finally... over him? 585 00:26:09,896 --> 00:26:11,688 Wow. 586 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,813 - Really? - I mean, I love him 587 00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:17,354 and I always will, but... 588 00:26:17,438 --> 00:26:19,563 it's time to move on. 589 00:26:20,688 --> 00:26:22,855 Well, cheers to that. 590 00:26:22,938 --> 00:26:25,104 Nathan better know how lucky he is. 591 00:26:25,187 --> 00:26:28,187 Candice: Hey, everybody! Sorry I'm late. 592 00:26:28,271 --> 00:26:30,312 Biiiiitch. 593 00:26:30,396 --> 00:26:33,021 - Candice! - Hi! How ya doin'! 594 00:26:33,104 --> 00:26:35,521 - Oh, hey! - Hey! Hi! 595 00:26:35,604 --> 00:26:38,646 OK, so, did I miss everything? God, I hope I missed everything. 596 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,604 ( cackling ) 597 00:26:40,688 --> 00:26:43,855 No, no, you're just in time for gifts. 598 00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:45,354 Oh! Perfect. 599 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,312 Oh, you two are having a little moment... 600 00:26:47,396 --> 00:26:50,730 - Oh, no. - I got a moment with Issa, like, every day. 601 00:26:50,813 --> 00:26:53,229 Looks like a moment. Let me go say hey to Tiff. 602 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,896 ( Issa, Molly laughing ) 603 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,187 Oh, hey! 604 00:26:57,271 --> 00:26:59,021 You good? 605 00:27:05,813 --> 00:27:07,479 ( sighs ) 606 00:27:19,646 --> 00:27:21,438 Hey. You leavin'? 607 00:27:21,521 --> 00:27:22,896 Yeah, man, you know, 608 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:26,396 I'm about Baby Bingo'd out, brah. Yeah. 609 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,813 I saw you and Iss talking. 610 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:31,604 Yeah, man, you know, uh, 611 00:27:31,688 --> 00:27:33,771 I knew I was gonna see her today, 612 00:27:33,855 --> 00:27:36,104 but, uh, it just-- it felt different. 613 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,688 You know, she's different. 614 00:27:38,771 --> 00:27:40,604 That's cool. 615 00:27:40,688 --> 00:27:43,521 Tiffany: Daddy? Mommy needs you! 616 00:27:43,604 --> 00:27:46,312 Yeah. It sound better when she say it. 617 00:27:46,396 --> 00:27:48,563 - Yeah. - Yeah. 618 00:27:48,646 --> 00:27:51,896 - I'm tired. We're slavin'. - Girl. 619 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,104 ( sighs ) Y'all don't have to do that. 620 00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:55,438 Both: We got it. 621 00:27:55,521 --> 00:27:56,938 Where's Kelli? 622 00:27:57,021 --> 00:28:00,396 Uh, I think I saw her leave like 30 minutes ago. 623 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:01,646 Oh. 624 00:28:04,354 --> 00:28:08,479 Uh, yeah. She said she had to get up early for work or somethin'. 625 00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:10,229 - Um, yeah. - Molly: Mm-hm. 626 00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:13,187 Yeah. She did say that earlier. 627 00:28:13,271 --> 00:28:14,479 About work. 628 00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:15,980 Mm-hmm. 629 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:19,563 And you know Kelli does not play about her money. 630 00:28:19,646 --> 00:28:23,271 She be like, (gruff voice): "Bitch, where's my money?!" 631 00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:25,813 In that voice? 632 00:28:25,896 --> 00:28:27,646 That's how she sounds to me. 633 00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:29,563 - Mm-hm. - Yeah. 634 00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:32,396 And Tiffany, I just have to say that this was a lovely shower. 635 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:36,604 - So great. - You are gonna make a phenomenal mom. 636 00:28:36,688 --> 00:28:38,187 - Really? - Mm-hm. 637 00:28:38,271 --> 00:28:40,479 Thank you, girl. 638 00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:42,229 Speaking of babies, 639 00:28:42,312 --> 00:28:45,521 Molly, why didn't you tell me Candice and Dro are having a baby? 640 00:28:45,604 --> 00:28:48,146 - What? - You ain't know? 641 00:28:48,229 --> 00:28:50,813 Oops. Not my news to share. 642 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,354 But oops, she did tell me at my baby shower, 643 00:28:53,438 --> 00:28:55,271 so who's stealin' whose thunder? 644 00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:56,438 Huh! 645 00:28:57,896 --> 00:28:58,855 Wha-- 646 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,980 I'm sorry, girl. That nigga is-- 647 00:29:01,062 --> 00:29:02,563 ( phone buzzing ) 648 00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:05,021 I'm sorry, I gotta take this. 649 00:29:12,771 --> 00:29:14,646 - Hello? - Woman: Hi. Ms. Dee? 650 00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:16,938 - Yes. - We thought you'd like to know 651 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,771 that we've closed the investigation. 652 00:29:18,855 --> 00:29:21,396 We spoke to Nathan Campbell, and he gave us a statement. 653 00:29:21,479 --> 00:29:24,896 Uh, you spoke to him? T-Today? 654 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,354 - Yes. - Uh, OK. 655 00:29:27,438 --> 00:29:29,521 That's great. Thank you. 656 00:29:29,604 --> 00:29:34,479 ♪ These familiar artifacts will never feel brand new ♪ 657 00:29:34,563 --> 00:29:37,062 ♪ To tell you the truth ♪ 658 00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:39,229 ♪ I think I always knew ♪ 659 00:29:41,354 --> 00:29:43,980 ♪ They tell you life is but a dream ♪ 660 00:29:44,062 --> 00:29:46,771 ♪ But they wanna sell you down the stream ♪ 661 00:29:46,855 --> 00:29:49,229 ♪ You won't get ahold of me ♪ 662 00:29:49,312 --> 00:29:50,271 ♪ So! ♪ 663 00:29:50,354 --> 00:29:51,855 ♪ You better run ♪ 664 00:29:51,938 --> 00:29:53,730 ♪ Better leave this place ♪ 665 00:29:53,813 --> 00:29:55,855 ♪ Get lost and go a different way ♪ 666 00:29:55,938 --> 00:29:58,312 ♪ Go left, go left ♪ 667 00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:00,938 ♪ Go left, go, go, hey ♪ 668 00:30:01,021 --> 00:30:03,980 ♪ Head for the sun, you're so outer space ♪ 669 00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:06,312 ♪ When the man's getting on your case ♪ 670 00:30:06,396 --> 00:30:08,730 ♪ Go left, go left ♪ 671 00:30:08,813 --> 00:30:12,146 ♪ Go left, go, go, hey ♪ 672 00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:14,229 ♪ Yeah, I said fuck the papers ♪ 673 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,896 ♪ I said fuck the news ♪ 674 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,813 ♪ It makes me feel frustrated ♪ 675 00:30:18,896 --> 00:30:22,604 ♪ When they take me for a fool ♪ 676 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:24,521 ♪ Alarm bells ringin' out ♪ 677 00:30:24,604 --> 00:30:26,730 ♪ But you'd rather press snooze ♪ 678 00:30:26,813 --> 00:30:28,479 ♪ What do you think? ♪ 679 00:30:28,563 --> 00:30:31,479 ♪ Yeah, I think I always knew ♪ 680 00:30:33,855 --> 00:30:36,104 ♪ They tell you life is but a dream ♪ 681 00:30:36,187 --> 00:30:39,104 ♪ But they wanna sell you down the stream ♪ 682 00:30:39,187 --> 00:30:42,271 ♪ You won't get ahold of me, so ♪ 683 00:30:42,354 --> 00:30:45,813 ♪ You better run, better leave this place ♪ 684 00:30:45,896 --> 00:30:48,021 ♪ Get lost and go a different way ♪ 685 00:30:48,104 --> 00:30:50,438 ♪ Go left, go left ♪ 686 00:30:50,521 --> 00:30:53,062 ♪ Go left, go, go, hey ♪ 687 00:30:53,146 --> 00:30:56,354 ♪ Head for the sun, you're so outer space ♪ 688 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,521 ♪ When the man's gettin' on your case ♪ 689 00:30:58,604 --> 00:31:00,980 ♪ Go left, go left ♪ 690 00:31:01,062 --> 00:31:03,354 ♪ Go left, go, go, hey ♪ 691 00:31:03,438 --> 00:31:06,104 ♪ You better run away ♪ 692 00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,312 ISSA DEE: Really, Nathan? A whole ass week? 693 00:31:13,396 --> 00:31:14,646 You can't text nobody back? 694 00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:15,771 -(PHONE BUZZES) -Nathan?! 695 00:31:15,855 --> 00:31:16,938 Don't be pressed, don't be pressed. 696 00:31:17,021 --> 00:31:18,146 You're not pressed. 697 00:31:18,813 --> 00:31:20,855 Boy, I'm from Florence and Crenshaw. Don't play me. 698 00:31:20,938 --> 00:31:23,396 How can I play somebody who orders crawfish tail 699 00:31:23,479 --> 00:31:25,062 and collard greens like this isn't a date. 700 00:31:25,146 --> 00:31:26,604 -Oh, this a date? -Mm-hmm. 701 00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:28,354 Maybe, I'm too sober to notice. 702 00:31:30,104 --> 00:31:32,479 MOLLY CARTER: You out here looking crazy in pajamas. 703 00:31:32,563 --> 00:31:34,604 -You got me looking thirsty. -(MOLLY LAUGHS) 704 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:38,187 -Andrew, hey! -Hey... 705 00:31:40,396 --> 00:31:42,354 ♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS) ♪